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RITE-AID CLERK NOMINATED TO LEAD THE FOOD & DRUG ADMINSTRATION
Previous nominee was deemed too inexperienced.
Aug 17, 2023
PENIS HEADS TO U.S. SUPREME COURT
Washington, D.C., USA
Aug 10, 2023
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URBAN PLANNERS TIRED OF TRANSFORMERS KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF CITIES
Seattle, Washington, USA
Aug 3, 2023
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July 2023

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION UNVEILS INFRASTRUCTURE REVITALIZATION PLAN
Washington, D.C.
Jul 27, 2023
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FACE SLAPPING CONTEST
Competitors left red-faced.
Jul 21, 2023
30:08
WORLD WIDE GLOBAL NEWS NOW HAS A STYLE MAGAZINE AND ITS FIRST SPONSOR
A sponsor, really? Yeah, I can't believe it either.
Jul 13, 2023
PROFESSIONAL WIENER DOG WRESTLING HIT BY SCANDAL
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Jul 6, 2023
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June 2023

AREA LOTTERY WINNER EMBRACES NEW LIFESTYLE
Winner chooses luxurious amenities over expensive toys.
Jun 29, 2023
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LOCAL MAN IDENTIFIED AS SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER; SERIAL, NOT CEREAL
Everybody needs a hobby.
Jun 22, 2023
37:13
SO, GODZILLA, BIGFOOT, AND ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN GET ON A ZOOM CALL
By CARL KOLCHAK
Jun 15, 2023
AWW, THERE'S NOTHING ON BUT RE-RUNS
Hi, awesome subscribers. I've been feeling a bit under the weather this week, so I thought I'd post one of WWGN's greatest hits. Enjoy.
Jun 8, 2023
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29:30
IT'S COMICS DAY!!!
World Wide Global News is a reader-supported publication.
Jun 1, 2023
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