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RITE-AID CLERK NOMINATED TO LEAD THE FOOD & DRUG ADMINSTRATION
Previous nominee was deemed too inexperienced. By JALEN ASHBY Freelance Reporter Capitol Hill was abuzz today as Senate confirmation hearings began for…
PENIS HEADS TO U.S. SUPREME COURT
Washington, D.C., USA
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URBAN PLANNERS TIRED OF TRANSFORMERS KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF CITIES
Seattle, Washington, USA

July 2023

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION UNVEILS INFRASTRUCTURE REVITALIZATION PLAN
Washington, D.C.
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FACE SLAPPING CONTEST
Competitors left red-faced.
30:08
WORLD WIDE GLOBAL NEWS NOW HAS A STYLE MAGAZINE AND ITS FIRST SPONSOR
A sponsor, really? Yeah, I can't believe it either.
PROFESSIONAL WIENER DOG WRESTLING HIT BY SCANDAL
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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June 2023

AREA LOTTERY WINNER EMBRACES NEW LIFESTYLE
Winner chooses luxurious amenities over expensive toys. Lottery winner, Charles, “Chuckster” Knarfle, relaxes at the pool with cousin Melvin and their…
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LOCAL MAN IDENTIFIED AS SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER; SERIAL, NOT CEREAL
Everybody needs a hobby.
37:13
SO, GODZILLA, BIGFOOT, AND ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN GET ON A ZOOM CALL
By CARL KOLCHAK Senior Monster/Paranormal Reporter I set my small box of personal items on the empty desk. It was my first day on the job at World Wide…
AWW, THERE'S NOTHING ON BUT RE-RUNS
Hi, awesome subscribers. I've been feeling a bit under the weather this week, so I thought I'd post one of WWGN's greatest hits. Enjoy.
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IT'S COMICS DAY!!!
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