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Jan 28, 2023

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Free: THE DUTCH HAVE A POOP BANK WITH A VERY, VERY LOW RATE OF INTEREST

Listen now (30 min) | At the Poop Bank, it’s better to deposit than withdraw. Crapto-currency is the next big thing…

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Free: “COUNCIL OF DEER” DECIDES HOW MANY VEHICLE ACCIDENTS TO CAUSE NEXT YEAR

Local mole uncovers crime syndicate among area deer population…

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Free: SCIENCE RECREATES MENSTRUAL CYCLE IN THE LAB

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Free: ARNOLD “THE TERMINATOR” SCHWARZENEGGER BEGINS RISKY NEW BUSINESS VENTURE

Arnold Schwarzenegger, producer, entrepreneur, and former California governor, puts up entire fortune to sell used cars…

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Free: CRIMINAL MASTERMIND ROBS STORE DISGUISED IN CLEAR PLASTIC BAG

Listen now (32 min) | CCTV image of alleged criminal. “Smells like Uranus in here…

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Free: MANATEE FOUND LIVING IN LOCAL POND 3000 MILES FROM HOME WATERS

Bird-watching group astonished to find a large aquatic mammal among the grebes…

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Free: PARKOUR ON A FIRST DATE? BAD IDEA.

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Free: BATTALION OF DISNEY LAWYERS LAND ON LOCAL BEACHES

Container ship spills several tons of licensed Disney products into local waters…

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Free: BAKING BAD

Listen now (16 min) | “I AM THE ONE WHO KNEADS!” Stay out of my kitchen…

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Free: SCIENCE FINALLY ANSWERS THE QUESTION: WHY DIKES?

Centuries-old document reveals the reasons behind Dutch dikes…

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